We visited the Louis Tussauds Waxworks in Great Yarmouth. Now I can't work out if this is a collection of cast-offs and left overs from the world-famous Madam Tussauds.... or if it is something worse - truly deserving of a horrible second rate Hammer-Horror film. Now I don't want to show flagrant disrespect for the establishment, but some of these waxworks were.... a bit..... well.... rubbish. See what you think....

A gathering of historical and modern world leaders. Sadly, I did not have any wicks with me. Now some of these need to be singled out for special attention. Lets's start with Adolf Hitler - bit of a half hearted (and possibly quite camp) Nazi salute and we simply will have to do something about that Alfie Moon car-boot-sale shirt - but what about that upside-down swastika? And more to the point, why doesn't he get his own evil dictator gallery - along with Dubyah and Noel Edmonds? He should not be standing next to legends like Ike and Monty - and I'm sure old Winston would have a thing or two to say about him being at the same table (most likely he would have embedded the phone in his head). Inexcusable in my book. If that is Jimmy Carter at the back then I am a goddam Frenchman! Maggie on the other hand is quite good - but Neil Kinnock seems to be based on his Spitting Image Puppet.

Now this is obviously Queen Victoria and Chums. One can see she is not amused - because one seems to have got face mixed up with that of Harold Wilson.

Any ideas? Who could this be? Click on the image to see - you will be shocked and stunned.

No wonder Dirty Den divorced Angie Watts - she was actually the lead singer of Culture Club.

Mr Bean - OK - I'll have that. But where's the lime green Mini Clubman?

Now if this is actually meant to be Gary Lineaker, Gazza and Michael Owen then I really do need to go to Specsavers. At least Gary's Umbro shirt is authentic.

The inevitable chamber of horrors bit - this is a fairly good representation of Ruth Ellis - the last woman to be hanged.

Now this is meant to be Peter Sutcliffe - is it too soon to have a wax of him? I mean, it's fair to say that we would not have a wax of Myra Hindley. Anyway, he had been displayed brandishing a knife in true hard villain style - which is not actually true - most of the women he killed were attacked from behind.